“You guys don’t know what it’s like to be a kid!” – C

We now joke that Chris hatched from an egg at 30. Not sure how to explain his earlier life, but nope, he has never been a child.

“Why is it illegal to eat humans?” -C

Well, would you want someone to eat you?

“When am I not ready to party?” -M

We need to watch this child when she gets older.

“I have a lot of gas in my butt.” -M

“You’re being the death of me already, Mom.” -M